#EMINEM SLIM SHADY ALBUM LYRICS TV#

I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like meДЄnd just might be the next best thing, but not quite me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me I'm sick of you little girl and boy groupsДЄll you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you 'Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee'ДЄnd show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred DurstДЄnd hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? 'But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?' Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goesДЄll you other Slim Shadys are just imitating Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elopeД«ut if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Who cut other people open like cantaloupesД«ut if we can hump dead animals and antelopes We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is 'My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips'ДЄnd if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kissДЄnd that's the message that we deliver to little kidsДЄnd expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

#EMINEM SLIM SHADY ALBUM LYRICS TV#

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let looseД«ut can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseД«ut no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what 'Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!) He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?'Дr. It's the return of the 'ah, wait, no way, you're kidding

They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (agh!) Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the doorДЄnd started whoopin' her ass worse than before Y'all act like you never seen a white person before I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

Eminem slim shady album lyrics